Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Canvas Tote

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Look, I'm going to level with you kid. Someday you are going to die. I know, it happens to all of us. And when it does, you're going to get one of these handy little books to help you figure everything out. Sure, it reads like stereo instructions, but you have an eternity. Take your time with it.

What? You don't plan on dying any time soon? Well, in the meantime why not celebrate the big sleep with a fashionable tote of your favorite afterlife reading material. You can put things in it, things for the living.

  • It's a durable canvas tote (not a book.)
  • Built to withstand whatever life (and maybe death) throws at you.

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Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Canvas Tote